My KIDS!!! Let me start off by saying I hope that you all do not have a full bladder because you might have an accident! This afternoon while I was preparing lunch it suddenly got extremely quiet. Now I know all of you mothers are thinking that it should have been your first warning but I foolishly believed that my children were in the next room contently watching tv waiting for their lunch. WRONG, they were in my sons bedroom letting the dog out of her kennel and .....wait for it.... PAINTING his MATTRESS with PAINT!!! Needless to say I was so upset and suffering from disbelief that Addison and JT quickly ran for their lives apologizing as they wen't and blaming one another for the incident. (Michelle, you may need to start breathing in between laughter I don't want you to pass out!) Needless to say I think that I am still in shock, because I am pretty calm and my dear sweet husband is probably going to be the mean one because to tell you the truth I am tired of punshing and explaining myself to my children. What were we thinking?! If you looked at my kids right now you would see Addison undressed herself down to her panties to try and dispose of any evidence of the crime and JT has a unibrow out of paint, that also matches his legs, hands, and feet. I just keep telling myself that one day I will look back on this incident and laugh just like one day I will look back at the whole 2 glasses and a mason jar full of Orange Juice on the bed fiacisco. For those who have not heard that story yet just let me say that is another reason why I am considering giving up cooking for good! Oh yeah one last thing if you look at the pictures you'll notice dog hair all over the bed due to the fact that they let her climb up onto it.
Now this one is just for Michelle, Wednesday night your JT decided to help me cook by laddling the Chicken Alfredo sauce into the boiling noodles. What a lucky mom I am!
Okay one last thing I promise I just went into the bathroom to get more distilled alcohol to try and clean up the paint and Addison has used her daddy's shirt to clean up the mess. It is covered in green paint!
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O...M...G!!! you soooo call'd it cuz i was not breathing when i read your instructions to do so!!! that is soooo classic addie & jt!!! i will be laughing about this for years to come or at least until the next incident which according to recent history wont be far away!!! i can just picture the WHOLE thing!!! they are such little deviants!... although im sure in their minds... somewhere... they thought they were doing something nice for you and daddy. just remember that! they just need to be a bit more refined at their execution ;) hehe... this coming from the person who spray painted in black "happy anniversary" to my parents... on the back of our house!!! hahahaha love u guys... auntie shell :)
btw... hopefully it wasnt one of daves uniform shirts! if so... im scared for her ;) you can send her out to auntie shells beach house if u need to! haha
I think I'm sensing a new hit reality show here!Holy cow! I am going to use these stopries as ammo when I am not up for cooking! Um, good luck with that!!!
I must say, they are pretty smart kids, though (getting rid of the evidence)!
Finally read it and am leaving a comment. I must be very fortunate in the fact that Kameryn is content to let Cooper search and destroy on his own without lending a hand. I'm sure, however, that Landon will be more than happy to oblige. Also, so wish you would have taken a picture of the unibrow! Kudos for staying calm: kill 'em with kindness.
Gina, that is a fantastic story!! So glad you blogged about it so we could share the moment :) I am impressed that you were able to stay calm! Fun to hear from you guys and fun to see all your cute pictures on your blog- your family is darling!
love, Anna & Chris
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